I love how Bang makes me laugh
by using modernisms already outdated —
“Sir,” I said, “this is harsh” —
reminding me that “Make it new” is overrated
by history’s impassive
pace. These million doll souls indicted
for selecting “none of the above”
prove merely that good, bad, & neutral
all land you in hell, my love —
Limbo at best — where Gad! an inner circle
welcomes poets, “these honorific few”
whose swelldom includes not only Virgil
but Dante, too, while mewling
babes & sighing women
have nor harrowing nor fire to aspire to.
Had I Bang been
I’d’ve gone for 100% name swapping —
replaced these clichéd men with forgotten Amazons
with Sor Juana, my latest hero.
Liberal education has so much explaining
for flat out ignoring women’s minds
preferring instead to think of woman as emo,
as virago, as side saddle, as derived
from Adam’s rib,
as colony, as gossip, as pretty valentine,
as ditz, as nympho, as hysteric, as witch.
you dirty old man. The new order
comprises first Sappho, then Sor Juana
followed by Uhwudong & Engelbretsdotter
(pity about her name), also Enheduanna,
Aphra Behn & Emily Dickinson,
finish for now with Anna Akhmatova.
Yes, I admit, Dante’s list contains some,
e.g., Electra, Lavinia, . . . a smattering in the ranks
is worse than none.
Aristotle to Zeno, hie thee to the outer banks!More aunties, fahgettabout uncs.